I found this page today in my many journeys. It has a lot of funny little things to use for personal analysis (who really wants to pay a shrink eh?). This has to be the funniest (perhaps due to truthfulness) one yet:
Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 26%
You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Trek.
Unfortunately it will not be a new episode, unless Friday is my last day on earth.